Iron Golems

“	Our protectors were the Iron Golems. They were quite effective with dealing with zombies at the time. But they were nothing against the players.	”
–Villager Chief explaining the iron golems in Annoying Villagers 25

Iron Golems
Physical Description
Average height	3 blocks
Color	White Dark Red (sclera) Red (iris)
Behavioral Information
Dimension	Overworld
Sentience Level	Sapient Non-sapient (Warriors)
Locomotion	Bipedal (normally) Quadrupedal (rarely when running)
Series Information
First Appearance	Annoying Villagers 7

Iron Golems are large creatures made of iron that protect villagers. They made their first appearance in Annoying Villagers 1

Description

Iron Golems are large, white robotic creatures with a sturdy humanoid build, bearing eyes with black sclera and red iris along with a distinctively large nose similar to the villagers. Unlike the ones in Minecraft, all iron golems are seen without vines on their body, presumably to make way for their extendable arms. As protectors, Iron Golems have since been upgraded to keep themselves up with the constant changes of the world. From their ways to be upgraded, there are three sorts of Iron Golems.

Normal Breed

Main Article: Normal Iron Golem

A Normal Iron Golem complaining Mustard's craziness in Annoying Villagers 7

The normal breed of iron golems are the most basic variation, with no physical changes at all of their body. They are loyal to their masters and serious, constantly annoyed by the boisterous ones. They are incapable of using items, though they do possess super strength able to easily demolish a house as demonstrated by the Grumpy Iron Golem.

Villager Kingdom's Breed

Main Article: Iron Golem Warriors

An Iron Golem Warrior menacingly roars in Annoying Villagers 54

The Villager Kingdom's breed of iron golems are much more advanced, capable of moving in a quadrupedal locomotion while wielding weapons such as diamond battleaxes. While they are significantly more powerful compared to the normal breed, they lack sapience, proven from their inability to talk even with grunts. Instead, they roar loudly while valiantly rushing themselves towards their opponent without risking for their lives.

The most recent Iron Golem Warriors are now filled with TNT, that allows them to self-destruct in battle if the situation gets out of hand, however this ability yet seen in the series and only mentioned by a villager noble. They are also able to dash short distances.

Mustard's Breed

Main Article: Mustard's Golem Army

Corrupted Iron Golem, included in Mustard's breed, is among the strongest iron golem ever seen in the series

Mustard's breed, on the other hand, still retains their sapience, while possessing the intelligence and skills required to wield weapons and move in a quadrupedal fashion. The members of this breed are among the strongest iron golems seen in the series, such as the Corrupted Iron Golem who is able to go toe-on-toe against a skilled Herobrine vessel.

Lore

The very first iron golem were created by Herobrine, who presumably also implemented the way to construct them.

For a long time, Iron Golems protected the villagers from zombies. Although in time, the players began attacking villages and most could easily defeat the Iron Golems with their sophisticated weapons. The villagers later began realizing they needed to fight back instead of continuing to be pacifists.

As the Villager Kingdom developed, the villagers realized they still needed their iron golems as they weren't naturally well suited for combat, but the normal golems were much too weak against the new threats. To compensate this, the villagers invented the Iron Golem Warriors, terrifying and powerful creatures with no sense of fear. After some refinements, these upgraded golems were used to wreak havoc on their enemies such as the Illagers and player tribes like the Alliance.

At some point during his times in Herobrine Forces, the ex-Villager Noble Mustard gained the ability to engineer abnormal golems, much stronger than the Villager Kingdom's.

Skills and Abilities

Every Iron Golem share super strength and durability, they are easily able to demolish enemies and structures as well as withstand huge amounts of damage. A lot of Iron Golems are capable of extending their arms to reach their opponent. They can also be seen running, climbing and attacking at incredible speeds on all fours.

Many Iron Golems in the series are able to professionally wield weapons such as battleaxes and greatswords. Some iron golems however only use their fists to fight, most notably the normal breeds.

The new models of Iron Golem Warriors have TNT inside of their bodies which mean that they can create explosions at the cost of losing their own lives in combat, though this is yet seen used in battle. They are also able to dash in short distances.

Members

• Blueberry (Deceased)
• Corrupted Iron Golem (Deceased)
• Surveillance Golem
• Doug
• Grumpy Iron Golem
• Hot Dog (Deceased)
• Mango Delight (Deceased)
• Unnamed Abnormal Golem
• Unnamed Yellow Enchanted Iron Golem (Deceased)

Subspecies

• Fire Golems
• Obelisk Golems

Trivia

• Out of all iron golems in the series, the Grumpy Iron Golem is the only iron golem to have vines on its body.

Gallery

The birth of the First Iron Golem

Mustard with his enchanted iron golems

Prince Boop with his two Iron Golem Warrior guards