| “ | It is my greatest invention...for now... | ” |
–Jev admiring his Hook Gun in Annoying Villagers 19 | ||
Jev is a deuteragonist in Annoying Villagers series who serves as Alex's sole companion. A clever and obliged villager, he was once a member of a Villager Scout Squad assigned to spy on the Purple Banana of Death clan. Being the sole survivor of his squad, he continued spying on Alex until at some point decided to accompany her. He appears to own a donkey.
Appearance[]
Jev is a normal villager with brown skin and a large nose. He dons a muddy brown robe with brown leggings and gray shoes. He wears a pair of dark sunglasses that distinguishes him from other villagers.
During his days as a villager scout, he wore the generic villager scout outfit, which consist of golden armor and Scout Helmet, still with his black sunglasses.
Personality[]
Jev is a supportive villager towards his master, Alex, usually seen praising her, deferring to her orders and supporting all her decisions with almost no doubts. During his old times as a Villager Scout, he was a curious observer and investigator of player behaviors and capabilities.
Biography[]
Background[]
Jev was born during the Villager Revolution. Due to his trash trade (iron for poop drawing), he decided to become part of the villager scouts so he could explore more unknowns of the world, despite knowing the dangerous risks. With his small squad, he succeeded in many missions and were able to return with many valuable information to the kingdom.
In one mission, Jev and his squad went to the Nether to gather information in a nether fortress inhabited by wither skeletons and pigmen. As his comrades observed the residents closer (one of them being used as a live bait for the pigmen), Jev wrote the information his comrades had gathered in his book. The mission was a success, and they return back to the kingdom safely.
Later, Jev and his squad were assigned for another mission. They spied on a group of players, part of the Herobrine Lovers tribe trying to summon Herobrine using a shrine. As his comrades wondered what did they do, Jev recorded all information gathered in his book.
At another time, Jev and his squad spied on another group of players, who were saddened because of their failed attempt to make a portal. Soon they were found out and attacked, but they managed to survive and return back to the kingdom with all the information.
Once more, he and his comrades were watching members of an inexperienced local player tribe. Two noobs, PoopBoy_Trucks and The Blue Guy were mocking each otheras noobs, then threatening to hack each other. The villagers thought this was some kind of code word, as Jev wrote everything they heard.
Jev and 2 other scouts getting attacked by Skymint
In another mission they were spying on another more civilized and skilled tribe, later known as the Purple Banana of Death. As they were watching them from behind a hill, suddenly, they were ambushed with arrows on all sides by players who had sneaked up on them, which Jev managed to quickly form cobblestone barriers around them to block the arrows. The other two villagers told Jev that they would have to hold the players off while he escaped with the data. The plan succeeded because the player chasing Jev had to go poop. The other two villagers were sadly enough killed, sacrificing themselves for Jev, On his way to the nearest outpost, Jev was intercepted by another group of players, including Alex, as a group of scouts hid behind a tree, about to rescue him. The players wanted to kill him, but Jev said he must bring the information to the kingdom, then the hiding scouts went out of their hiding and attacked the players. Unfortunately they were outmatched and soon all were defeated, leaving Jev gravely wounded on the ground. Despite his injuries, Jev still persisted, and wished to bring the valuable data to the kingdom. Out of curiosity, Alex asked why would he want to do that. Jev answered, that the villagers were no match to the players, so they had to collect as many information about the players as possib;e to match them. Surprisingly, Alex agreed with him, and thought the "game" was getting too one-sided to the players' favor and boring. The other players disagreed with her and began fighting her, but due to her skills, the others found it was counterproductive to fight her, and ended up running away. Since then, Jev and Alex became close allies.
Jev spying on the Purple Banana of Death clan
Later Jev alone is spying on the Purple Banana of Death clan. Jev was spying from atop a canopy while other players like Skymint were telling her that she was better that My_Moustacheo, making him jealous. Much later My_Moustacheo gathered some of the players from Purple Banana to help him ambush Alex. Alex easily slaughtered all of them except My_Moustacheo, who ran away with a vow of vengeance. Then some noob comes up to Alex and told her that a player with glowing eyes was coming, before flashing green and poisoned to death. Another member came running, pleading for mercy, only to be killed by a blaster vessel. Alex laughs hysterically and threatened the vessel that he was dead. Jev then suddenly fell from the tree he seated on, not knowing the fight between Alex and the vessel.
Annoying Villagers[]
Jev yelling at mustard to give Alex diamonds
Much later, Alex and Jev, now ditching his scout uniform, were scavenging a village in ruins when Alex notices the villager in the blue robe and saved him from zombies running at him. While Alex is fighting, Jev explains who Alex is and talks about the grapple gun she is using. After Alex defeats the zombies, she immediately charges the villager 50 diamonds for saving his life. He starts complaining that he doesn't have 50 diamonds and says heros don't ask for compensation. She says that she's not a hero but is a bounty hunter. Then Alex starts shaking him while Jev is encouraging the villager in a blue robe to give her his money and is asking Alex to kill him, but she instead leaves him alone, saying killing the villager wouldn't be her style.
Jev and Alex are just in a border of the swamp. They notice a villager scout being chased by a zombie. They watch as an Enderman suddenly teleports over and starts smacking the zombie with a dirt block, killing him. The villager is surprised but thanks him and turns around to leave. Without a warning, the Enderman starts smacking him with a dirt block and kills him too. Alex gets curious and wonders what the Enderman is guarding. She decides to investigate but Jev stops her, saying it might be too dangerous. Then Alex thinks he's not a fan of fun, and he immediately agrees with her. Then he stays behind while Alex investigates.
Jev talking to a pig and cow
He's then approached by a pig and cow, who ask if he 'likes' Alex, to which he replies that he does, as she is his master and he is her servant. He insists he tells a story about her, which he did so happily.
More to come...
Skills and Abilities[]
Jev creates new weapons for Alex. Notably, he has made a Hook Gun that allows Alex and Jev to shoot out items to attack their opponents or move to far distances. He also made a special armor he made for Alex, but it is unseen considering that how the armor slows Alex down.
Due to his past experience as a Villager Scout, he is known to have basic combat experience. He possesses a quick reflexes, able to place blocks down in a rapid pace to block arrows.
Inventions[]
A remarkably intelligent villager, Jev had created several items for Alex to use. All of his great inventions are presumably stored in his donkey's chest.
- Hook Gun
- Unknown armor
- Thunder Diamond Blade