| “ | We villagers. We are not the strongest. We aren’t the fastest. We are deficient in so many areas. But we do have most resources. And we shall bear no expense for victory! | ” |
The 
Villager Kingdom
is a major faction in Annoying Villagers series that is continuously expanded by the villagers. The Kingdom is ruled by the Villager King, and is the largest nation in the world of Minecraft.
History[]
Era of Suffering[]
Long ago, the Villagers were a peaceful race, but that all changed when they encountered the hostile species of Minecraft. They were weak and were no match for them. They were pushed to the brink of extinction.
First, they encountered the zombies, which were a very persistent race, programmed with the thirst for blood. The Villagers were victims of full scale zombie attacks every night. Luckily, they lacked reason and were predictable - the Villagers were able to defend themselves. With the use of their minds and their protectors, the Iron Golems, they were able to survive.
But they had a much more dangerous enemy approaching.
| “ | One that would rest at nothing to satisfy it’s own desires. No matter the cost. That’s when they came. That’s when they attacked. Our protectors. Our Iron Golems were no match for them. they came from every angle. Possessed weapons we had never seen before. They were the Players. They were powerful. They were at the top of the food chain. They promised. Promised that if we pledged loyalty to them. Supplied them with whatever we could produce. They would allow us to live. To live in peace. To live in harmony with them. But that was all a lie. | ” |
–Leader of Villager Squad #34, Annoying Villagers 13 | ||
The Players saw nothing with the Villagers and did whatever they wanted with them. The killed them. Enslaved them. And forced them to be subjects of their cruel experiments. They burnt entire villages down. Friends, family, dreams and hopes were taken away from them. Finally - they cracked. They had to adapt and they very peaceful existence of their nature had to be changed.
Rise of the Villagers[]
It was not long before a spark of hope came. And that spark of hope was the birth of the soon to be ‘Villager King.’ He was a miracle , different form every other Villager before him - he was a genetic mutation. He possessed the most ”awesomest“ trade deal: He was able to trade dirt for diamonds. He was the spark of hope every Villager had been desperately waiting for. Every Villager banded together to transport him to the underground colony of Villagers, yet to be discovered. Many sacrifices were made to keep him a secret. With him, a new line of Villagers with absurdly good deals were made possible. More importantly, a series of strategic trades to acquire any item would be made possible. Even ones yet to be added and implemented in the game.
The Villagers with their newfound weapons fighting against the players.
With such power, the Villagers soon became a mighty force to be reckoned with. News spread quickly of the Villagers weapons, enchantment’s, potions, and their impenetrable Villager fortress. Players all over Minecraft came and sought their weapons. But they lacked coordination, and no single group or small group, no matter the strategy, no matter the items, would be enough to defeat the Villagers.
| “ | These Villagers, they were in unity, they were one, all driven for the sole purpose... For survival. | ” |
–Leader of Villager Squad #34, Annoying Villagers 13 | ||
In the present, the Resistance tribe is currently launching attacks that are completely putting entire squads off and taking them by surprise. They are interfering with the Villager Kingdom’s plans to carry out their supply route and trades, capturing Villager Scouts and adding them to their ‘personal trading system‘ to utilize their trades and “Erase them from the face of this Earth.” Entire squads went missing and became apparent to the rest of the ’Military unit’ that ‘something‘ was disrupting their plans and that the case of the Villagers Squads going missing was no mystery. Word quickly spread of the Resistance tribe, and immediately the Villager Military began trying to find their whereabouts and hunt them down.
Territories[]
The Villager Kingdom is the largest nation of the series. Based on the appearing location of villages, it can be concluded that the kingdom stretches out over the following biomes: plains, desert, savanna, snowy tundras and taigas, and taiga. It is also implied that they have also claimed (or used to claim) some areas in the Nether judging by one of the piglins wearing a Villager Knight helmet prior to their invasion in the Overworld. But this would not do for the Villager King's expansionism. He won't stop until his kingdom stretches out over the entire world.
Political System[]
The Villager Kingdom's ruling body is a totalitarian superstate monarchy headed by the Villager King and, prior to his disappearance, Prince Boop; their rule is aided by the Villager Nobles, who serve the king's desires at their own discretion. It strongly adheres to the ideology of villager supremacy over the players or any forces who dare oppose them. Any villager who dare defies this ideology would be banished from the kingdom no matter what class they are, such as what happened to Mustard, the former Villager Noble of the North District.
Hierarchy[]
There are different classes for the Villager Kingdom's inhabitants, depending on the role they play. For example, the Villager King was the leader who founded the Villager Kingdom. He was remarked for his amazing trades. Before, he was hidden underground, until he lead the Villager campaign against the Players.
This list ranks the classes from highest to lowest:
- Villager Royal Family
- Villager Nobles
- Villager Counselor
- Villager Generals
- Villager Knights
- Villager Settlers
- Red Villager Knights
- Villager Chiefs
- Villager Scouts
- Villager Derps
- Villager Commoners
Military[]
| “ | We shall send in our new type of iron golems. Which we modeled. Who mimic the creepers. Let us show them, show them the terrifying might of the Villager Kingdom! | ” |
A batallion of the Villager Kingdom's military, which includes Red Villager Knights and Iron Golem Warriors, as seen in Annoying Villagers 63
Through the use of the Villager King's enormous and strategic trading system, he was able to equip the Villager Kingdom with increasingly powerful military to fend off Players. The army is protected with an arsenal of weapons, potions and items that include powerful swords and enchanted bows and even ender pearls. They have obsidian strongholds/bunkers and seemingly ‘impenetrable‘ obsidian walls. They had also upgraded their already powerful golems into the formidable and intimidating Iron Golem Warriors.
It became clear that villagers born with a lack of trades or unfavorable trades joined the Villager Military, as the alternative was unthinkable.
The Villagers mainly utilize a Long-Ranged Firework System to send signals about potential threats quickly. In addition, they are allies with the Council of Animals, a band of animals that share the same hatred for the Players as the Villagers do and thus, decided to side beside them and fight in the Villager Army.
While the full numbers of the Villager Kingdom's troops are yet to be revealed, it is presumed that the kingdom have an extremely large amount of soldiers at their disposal, putting the assumption of the Villager Kingdom's huge territory that require a massive amount of sustenance.
Council of Animals[]
Polar Bears[]
Powerful snow-biome bears, and surprisingly skilled at swordsmanship. They are able to traverse multiple terrains beside the snow biome where they’re typicalply seen and are only ever seen paired up with Villager Knights. They are able to throw ender pearls, ‘speak’ without a ‘subtitle,’ and are equipped with diamond durandals.
Cows, Horses, Pigs and Sheep[]
They are used as rides for most villager scouts and red knights as well as a supply transporter. Some have learnt the skill of ‘item switching’ and can be very skilled in close & ranged combat, with inventories filled with building supplies and weaponry.
Chickens[]
There are relatively little in the Council of Animals. (Some prefer munching on cake whilst one is on the opposing side)
Strategy[]
The villagers have many strategies to get them out of tricky situations.
Villager Army Divisions/Subfactions[]
Villager Scouts[]
The lowest unit in the Villager army. They wield swords and bows, and are equipped with ender pearls. They typically ride on sheep, cows or chickens, and wear gold and chainmail armor along with an chainmail encrusted helmet with iron on the exterior and dotted with golden lineage across the front surface of the helm. They have sworn an oath of loyalty under the Villager Kingdom and are to spread his power to carry out and assist him with his liberation.
A Villager Scout’s task is - as their name implies - to ‘scout’ multiple terrains in search of potential threats and clear out areas. Their main goal is to promote Villager growth across the lands and help fortify and build new ‘settlements’ . They do this by discovering ‘unclaimed‘ villages to the Villager Kingdom and develop supply routes between them . By doing this, they expand the Villager Kingdom’s empire and can eradicate the Players from the face of Minecraft. They are also tasked with elimination of any threats that may arise, and are sent to spy on suspicious activity and document their notes so they are able to report it to the Villager Kingdom.
A Villager Scout’s life is a long, hard and suffering one. There must be many sacrifices made for the benefit of others and the ‘message’ going out to live and tell the tale... Moreover, so the majority of the population will have the better chance of survival.
Villager Scouts division is mainly split into many different squads, each squad containing no less than ten villagers and usually led by a Villager Scout Captain, likely the most senior members of the villager scouts.
Villager Knights[]
Villager Knights are an elite force. They are equipped with the strongest of weapons and armour from the Villager Kingdom‘s trading system and ride on Polar Bears. Their can easily overpower noob Players and can be a challenge for even the skilled ones.
Villager Generals[]
Villager Generals are the highest ranked in the kingdom's military, who command over and lead the villager army to perform large-scale raids. They bear purple-colored chest bit, mohawk, and outfit.
Villager Settlers[]
Villager Settlers too are an elite force with similar tasks and equipment as the Villager Knights. However, they can be seen wearing a cape on their backs while Villager Knights don't. They operate in squads, and bring a banner of the Villager Kingdom with them. Instead of searching and destroying Players and hostile mobs, Villager Settlers are most likely to find a suitable spot for a forward base or an outpost for the unending expansionism of the Villager King.
Red Villager Knights[]
The red variant of the knights, they sometimes serve the Villager Nobles council or go out scouting finding new villages as well as destroying players.
Villager Derps[]
Villager Derps are, strangely, a unit of the Villager Army. Their only purpose seems to be purely for entertainment and ‘weirdness.’ Only three have been witnessed in the series; One with a squid with it’s tentacles wrapped around his face, one with rainbow-styled clothes, and one with a dirt-block hat. It is unknown what they actually do (or if they were included as a joke). They're most likely to be used as live bait or cannon fodder.
Villager Assassins[]
Hired by the Villager King to assassinate enemies and potential threats. This role is so far only occupied by Sir Iron Nose.
Yellow Villager Knights[]
Yellow Villager Knights are alike to the name of Red Villager Knights or Villager Knights. It only appeared in Annoying Villagers 58 as being one of them knowing the Prince Boop's disappearance.
Members[]
Characters[]
- Villager King (ruler)
- Prince Boop (heir; formerly)
- Mustard (formerly)
- Jev (formerly)
- Fuzzy Cloud (formerly)
- Top Hat Villagers
- Villager Jester
- Villager King's Advisor
- Villager in a White Robe (zombified)
- Villager Scout Squad 33 Captain (incarcerated)
- Joe (deceased)
- Bob (zombified)
- Tim (deceased)
- Tim's Friend (deceased)
- Unidentified Villager Scout/Knight
- Villager Habitant
- Villager Counselor
- Villager Chief (deceased)
- Unidentified Villager Scout 2 (deceased)
- Unidentified Villager Knight (deceased)
- Unidentified Villager Knight 2 (deceased)
- Villager Berserker
- Red-Robed Villager Noble
- Green-Robed Villager Noble
- Yellow-Robed Villager Noble
- Brown-Robed Villager Noble
- Jimmy (formerly)
- Jimmy's Father (missing in action)
- Jimmy's Brother (deceased)
Subfactions[]
- Villager Royal Family
- Villager Nobles
- Villager Generals
- Villager Knights
- Villager Settlers
- Red Villager Knights
- Villager Scouts
- Villager Derps
- Iron Golem Warriors
- Council of Animals
Races[]
Gallery[]
